‘dad’ a young boy goes to his father, ‘I’m depressed because I have a personality crisis where I act angrily towards my crush but secretly I harbour feelings for them that I don’t admit.’
the father sighs pitifully and pats his son’s arm ‘dere dere, tsun’
person: i can spend all day on the internet
me: do you have a tumblr?
me: do you read fanfiction?
me: I don't understand